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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A defense authorization act Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have b…een re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The defense authorization act Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British defense authorization act army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability. defense authorization act
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective defense authorization act Combat defense authorization act Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” defense authorization act to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade defense authorization act a Neighbour” and “Lose.” defense authorization act
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie defense authorization act is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A defense authorization act Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have b…een re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The defense authorization act Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British defense authorization act army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability. defense authorization act
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective defense authorization act Combat defense authorization act Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” defense authorization act to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade defense authorization act a Neighbour” and “Lose.” defense authorization act
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie defense authorization act is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
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Feedjit Live Blog Stats Nye kommentarer Tim Wille til Forbyd DF ved lov! Sarah. til Gratis defense authorization act TV på nettet Troelsfo til Ødelæggende pointsystemer Flemming Hansen til Pia K. forpester Danmark Hans Hans til Man græmmes Pages Home Om Mikroblød Foto album Ønskeseddel Links Bøger jeg har læst/Books I've read Ålborg Zoo
finished The Heart of Matter: Odyssey One by Evan Currie and gave it 4 stars http://t.co/yuiaiwse # Kindle 2 days ago Ny opskrift: Gratinerede pasta penne med spinat (Indisk-Italiensk fusion) http://t.co/4hNaRa4I 2 days ago finished Blood of the Earth by David A. Wells and gave it 4 stars http://t.co/4UzTvZHM # Kindle 1 week ago Ny opskrift: defense authorization act Svinekæber braiseret defense authorization act i æblejuice http://t.co/CDhRbA1h 1 week ago Ny opskrift: Bacontærte http://t.co/jffMXg5o defense authorization act Bacon 1 week ago More updates... Kategorier Et godt grin Familie & venner Ferie Foto Gode Vine Hverdagen IT/Gadgets Mad & Opskrifter Politik rejse Samfund Uncategorized Websiden Whisky Zoo Tags
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